Beware of Panda


Sometimes what we think is easy turned out to be the hardest

10 Reasons why you’re still awake though you really would like to feel your soft pillow: (don’t mind the sequencing, i just include what first popped on my mind)

1. Waiting for someone’s text message.

Hello bestfriend Ann. You’re waiting for message of? Hmmm, Lezz just sing HeyMickey! lalala đŸ™‚

This is very true especially if you are still on your teenage years. Yes what I am talking about here is your oh-so-fairytale-wannabe-lovelife. You sacrificed your sleeping hours just to wait for that one important message which you will realize if you get older that you have just wasted your time keeping your eyes widely open.This is because of this statement “Bakit ko ba nagustuhan yan”, or worst “Hindi ko nagustuhan yan ah”. A moment of denial will suddenly swallow you.

2. Hello twitter, facebook, youtube, obviously tumblr, flickr, Friendster, pinstagram, instagram, 9gag, and many more.

SisterFriends (Krizzy and Jo) Busy as a bee ha? I think you don’t need the lappy, both of you are rich, BBSOC always.

From time to time you are checking for new updates and notifications from your fave social networking sites, but don’t you think there is more productive thing to do than that? I am brokenhearted since I seldom found a teenager spending his/her time reading a book. A book that is very useful for our academics but I must say, sometimes reading those things is mind-numbing.Well, I cannot blame them, maybe I don’t see them handling a book because they are into Kindle or Wattpad. Those things are already ordinary for teens of the 21st century since they don’t need to buy a book, one google away then they will be able to read what caught their hearts. It’s more practical but the feeling of owning a book is priceless. It is forever yours and you can always treasure and go back to the favorite parts of yours.

3. You slept the whole day.

Say Hello to the Sleeping Beauty, Yeah who’s the beast?

I sometimes hate this especially if it happened to me for consecutive days. Instead of feeling great, you end up feeling so exhausted. You will also end up crazy little bug thinking if what will make you sleep. Isn’t that annoying?

4. You are thinking of someone though he/she is not thinking about you. (do i sound bitter there?)

Oh Kimmy your pose is really suited to this reason. Tamang Emo lang?

Let me go back to those fairytales which are full of shits. Instead of unconditional love, hello unrequited love! But don’t worry, there is a saying that if you are thinking of someone, he/she will not fall asleep too. So it is fair right?Nakaganti ka na. This deserves an evil laugh!

5. You are busy stalking someone.(uh-oh fishing!)

Hey Odin, Share please! But I think I know na kung sino yan inii-stalk mo. :”) Let Jo do everything, she’s like Detective Conan. Expert!

I firmly believe it is connected to the reason number 2. Procrastination =Stalking. Even me, i always do this. I am very glad since Facebook and Twitter do not have what Friendster had before,the “who viewed your profile”, or else, omgsh! Kill me now! Oh I hope Fb and twitter won’t add that to their updates.Please oh please. Stalkers will lose their life.

6. You are so preoccupied that makes you forget that there is still tomorrow to think about those things.

Mara your sisterfriends are all here, watcha thinking???Lezz just go to MOA . You know what I mean. :>

Just take it slow, or else, those will stress you out.Who wants those wrinkles, zits, lines, and ugly face, right? Step by step is a must!

7. You feel so hungry but you are scared to go to your kitchen because the lights are all off.

Fave Food of us. Hello Ann’s Place

You need to thank your mom for switching the lights off, maybe she realized your body is getting fat, and your arms are so flabby. But wait, belly will be angry? Just force yourself to sleep than be forever regretful when you face that scale.

8. Oh please this one is childish, scary, whatever. You are imagining that there’s a ghost under your bed, infront of you, or worst, sleeping beside you.

Isn’t that creepy?Uh-oh that’s just Jo’s head, blurred lang po. Mara is todo-emote oh. đŸ™‚

It sounds creepy for kids but for adults acting like “oh-shit-i-am-scared-to-death, that is overacting. I confess to you, I am one of those adults. Shame on me guys. Hello! As if it haven’t popped on your mind once in a while.Do not act as if you are so strong, there is no rule saying “you should not be afraid of ghosts”. So I think I will not be reprimanded for being OA.

9. You are so excited to what tomorrow brings, like a bonding with girlfriends, shopping with mom, girls/boys hunting with dad or mom, refreshing getaway with the whole family, or a date with your special someone.

Do they look excited??

What i can say about it,if you want to look fresh and sassy for any bonding, sleep first. Who would love to go with you if you are weaker than a loser boxer. Mellowing out before a tiring day will make you more alive than anybody else. I bet you, it’s more fun!

10. It is just that Someone is thinking of you.

Oh please don’t think we’re lesbo. We have same crush as of now, and i hope Krizzy will give up na. :’)

It is very related to the reason number 4. Now you are torn between two emotions; So are you gonna be happy since someone can’t take you out of their mind or you’ll gonna kick their ass for letting those moon on your face gets bigger each day?

Tip 101
I will not let you count the animals on your head, that’s so elementary.

Pray..Just Inhale…exhale! Free your mind. Close your eyes. Think that God wants you to sleep not because He wants you to worry again about those hyper-stressful reasons, instead, He would like to whisper while you are sleeping that tomorrow is another day,so better rest and ready yourself for the challenges that makes life real.
You know what, Panda looks good with those moons, so if you don’t like those puffs, and it keeps on pissing you off, don’t be stubborn, Tip101 is there for you. Having a youthful beauty is not forever, so better taste those fugacious pleasures of being away with those big eyes because….Hey you, You are not a Panda!

PS

Sleep early, or else, you will going to be like these silly gals.

Uh-ohhhh… Since they are my dearest friends, I should build them up to you, so I guess I should say that, though they got moons they are the prettiest ever and swaggies of your oh-so-wonderful life.

=)Jac

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